The importance of being idle

It was last Saturday that i last posted on this blog... Pitiful aint it! Pitiful it is! Well. i've got plenty of reasons for that but the most well-known reason is that im one of the most Laziest person in Brunei! Haha! you thought i was gonna say AS exams right??? hahaha!!! About AS, im not thinking too much about it cause when it comes to major exams i have a sort of process which are;
1st~ I get stressed, become very bitchy, develop suicidal tendencies and i evolve from being emotionally unstable to manic mood-swings... (This process is quite entertaining actually)

2nd~ I study study study till i practically exhaust myself into a state of unhealthiness.

3rd~ Experienced the first exam paper and feel a sense of relief.

4th~ Final stage, i become uncaring and start to treat the exam casually.

I know my mind-process is a lil bit weird but thats just how i am~ Hehehe~ Anyways Last time, i posted that i was done with Maths1 and Eas2, now im done with Elit4 which i was able to go through with a little confidence that i might pass. Tomorrow im having my Eas1 which makes me a wee bit nervous but i'll just play it cool. Which reminds me, ya know what? on the day i was to have my Elit4, instead of studying at school which i planned to do i actually spent my supposed study time to Eat, Watched He's not that into you on my lappy at the library with Nysa and when it was about an hour till my exam i spent that time by getting a good shut-eye! Haha! i seriously need to take this thing seriously but by doing that it just goes against my uncaring nature which is feat that is near impossible! Well, my mind now has gone blank so im just gonna leve it at that.... Heee~ Wish me luck!

Birthday Gurl

Today is the Birthday of my Bestie!!!! Nur Fadhillah Umu Habibah or N.F.U.H for short~ She's been a good friend for years and although we've kinda went our separate paths, i shall still treasure the memories spent with her and the countless advice and help she has given me. Fadh, She is caring though is sometimes rough, She is sometimes quiet but never fails to voice-out whats in her mind, She is very mature yet there is still a small glimmer of her inner child kept intact, She believes in treating others the way they treat us, She is fair, protective and an all-around great girl, or should i say woman. She is a Woman who is brave, a woman who is bold and a woman with courage, it is a pleasure to be acquainted with an individual such as her. I pray that many blessings come in her direction and i wish her a long prosperous life, Amin~ And to add to all of the above, she is also the type of woman who would say, "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR".

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FADH!!! AND HAVE A NICE ONE!!!

A Tribute to GGG and MMM from The Nines

This post is dedicated to the Film that has shooked my emotions hard enough that everytime i think about it, i try my best not to cry~ Yes its true, The Nines made me cry, if you got a problem with that then F-U-C-K-Y-O-U~ This post is actually a tribute to Ryan Reynolds who plays GGG and Melissa McCarthy who plays MMM, they are the true core of the fillm because they were able to blow people away with their acting skills. I know the pics of Ryan are very... revealing but dont tell me you hate to look at those damned defined abs, you know you love it~ but seriously he's got the looks and the talent to go with it soo i really Looooovvv... i mean i really admire him! hehehe.... Enjoy the pics!

The pics below are of Melissa McCarthy, I know she's not the conventional type of lead actress but her acting will blow you away! Call her fat i dare you! She is although PHAT and that suits her just fine, her role/roles in the film was probably one of the most difficult and most important and she played it like a pro! Props to Melissa! Looooovvvve her!!!!

The AS News

I realised that i forgot to post that my AS exams are going to start, well its actually started already but you get the point~ As of today, im done with 2 of my AS papers which are Mathematics1 on the 13th and EnglishAS2 which was today and im happy with both exams, Maths rather than English because you never know if your writing will satisfy the examiners creative interests. The EnglishAS2 exam today was actually nerve-racking cause i was afraid that i was gonna experience a mental block but thankfully i found inspiration just an hour before the exam~ All thats left to do is pray and hope my story touches them in some way~ if not then i do not deserve to be called an expressionist writer! whatever that is, cant you tell? i just made that up! cant you honestly tell! whats the matter with you! ANSWER ME!!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------We are sorry for the inconvenience I am Tiffany and it seems that the blogger is having a mental breakdown, the hired help is injecting him now with a large quantity of GHB... Wait GHB??? Hey assholes what are you doing injecting him with the GHB??? He'll hallucinate and eventually die!!! What do you mean you thought it was the tranquiliser??? I told you the tranquiliser was on the shelf to the LEFT!!! LEFT!!! not the RIGHT!!!! Im gonna fuckin kill---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------We are sorry for that other inconvenience, I am Gavin, the blogger is now being sent to the hospital for medical care and the previous spokesperson is currently beating the hired help with a large stick, You think i should stop her? Well, lets let her cool down first. Ooooooh~ Go for his eyes Tiffany!!! Let him feel the wrath of your stick!!! Make him suffer dammit!!! Oh sorry, i didn't realise we were still recording~ The blogger shall post regularly whenever he can, and now i bid you farewell--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tiffany!!! Is he dead yet?-------------------------No, Wanna take a swing at him???-------------------------------Sure! Take this!!! Next time shut up and listen whenever Tiffany speaks!!!------------------------Ooooooh, Nice job Gavin! You hit em in the eye! Look! His eye is actually out of its socket! Hahaha! Good one Gav!!!------------------------------------Uh Oh, I think his dead Tiff-----------------------------Dammit Gav! Not another one! Gawd! Why do they keep dropping off like flies!------------------------------------Ummm Maybe its because we beat them to death everytime they make a mistake?-----------------------------Hmmmm, you may be right on this Gav, but we only used sticks, and pipes, and knives,Oh and an axe------------------------------What about the time we used a chainsaw?------------------------------Oooooh that was fun! wasn't it?------------------------------------Oh Yeah! Anyways what do we do now Tiff?------------------------------------Just throw him out the back like the rest of em------------------------------------Hey Tiff! The thing is still recording!------------------------What the fuuc~~~ i mean boy Gav! If we actually did that to the hired help we'll all be in jail! Hahaha! i cant believe we actually acted out beating the hired help! hahaha! right? huh?------------------------------------------------Acted out? What do you mea~ Owww!!!!! What the fuck are you-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------End of Recording.

If thats all there is then thats enough

The Nines consists of three short films, each following the same actors in different and sometimes overlapping roles. Together, three stories form a single narrative that explores the relationships between author and character, actor and role, creator and creation. Alternatively funny and unsettling. The Nines is like a riddle where the answer is the question: "How does it all add up?"

My comment: This film, to me, is very deep~ it makes you think and do some critical thinking~ it makes you think about life and our world. Its one of the best films i've ever seen not just because Ryan Reynolds is in it but also the fact that the way you understand it depends on you because The Nines is open for intepretations~ The Nines to me, on a scale from 1 to 10, its more of a Nine =)

Last book i read~

Forgotten

Forgot to post these, these are not the current books im reading cause im done reading them so this are the books that i've read~ The series get fun-er and fun-er =P

FAT not PHAT

AS is in 4 days!!! I cant eat, I cant sleep and I cant even think straight~ Well, actually, i CAN eat and apparently alot due to the AS, i've been binging like crazy cause apparently there are 2 types of exam stress related habits and they are;

1~ thinking about an exam so much that you forget to eat, just study, and study, and study until you get a gigantic migraine and eventually kill yourself either by pills (Panadols, just eat past 10 tablets and your good as dead unless your stomach gets pumped) or by the traditional hanging yourself (which if not done right will lead to suffocation, rather that severing the head from the spine which leads to instant death) or also the traditional wrist cutting (much more effective using a shaving razor, trust me) and other suicidal tactics like jumping off something high (make sure its really2 high cause if you survive, your life after attempting to take your own life would be hell)

2~ thinking about an exam so much that you begin to eat, and eat, and eat, and eat until your belly grows to the size of Mt.Everest which will eventually kill you either by explosion of the belly (which is such a pleasant way to die, NOT) or just plain diabetes (not a pretty way to go either since they'll be hacking limb after dead limb until the diabetes actually kills you so heres a piece of advice, control the amount of sugar you consume) or high colesterol or high blood pressure (which i think will give you a major if not excruciating headache until you pass out if your lucky, if not, then bye2 earth, hello afterlife) and some other medical hoopla.

Well, my major exam stress related habit is Number 2, mind you, im still alive, though gaining weight by the second which in my humble opinion would be due to the large amounts of water im consuming to couteract the confectionaries i've been consuming, i dunno how water counteracts sugar but i think it has something to do with the circulation of liquids in our bodies, ANYWAYS due to this mega bitch of a habit, i am now totally FAT instead of PHAT. Im no longer Pretty Hot And Thick, im just frickin THICK! Curse you stress related hunger! Misery thine name is food, Damn it! Binging is so not my kind of habit but since my future is defined by the results of this year's exams, i cant help but to eat, and eat, and eat, and eat, and so on~ Which is so unhealthy that im disgusted with myself hence the consumption of water to purify my inner being and the sugar in it, i dunno about everybody else whose taking the exam but im scared shitless and i think my psychosis problem is coming back, i sure wish it doesn't but the signs are there, im not gonna linger anymoe on this topic but more about my expanding waistline and the fact that its making me more... Rounder... Anyways now thats its all out there, i feel much better sooo Ciao!
(and i think im gonna have some snackage before goin to bed) =P