The AS News

I realised that i forgot to post that my AS exams are going to start, well its actually started already but you get the point~ As of today, im done with 2 of my AS papers which are Mathematics1 on the 13th and EnglishAS2 which was today and im happy with both exams, Maths rather than English because you never know if your writing will satisfy the examiners creative interests. The EnglishAS2 exam today was actually nerve-racking cause i was afraid that i was gonna experience a mental block but thankfully i found inspiration just an hour before the exam~ All thats left to do is pray and hope my story touches them in some way~ if not then i do not deserve to be called an expressionist writer! whatever that is, cant you tell? i just made that up! cant you honestly tell! whats the matter with you! ANSWER ME!!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------We are sorry for the inconvenience I am Tiffany and it seems that the blogger is having a mental breakdown, the hired help is injecting him now with a large quantity of GHB... Wait GHB??? Hey assholes what are you doing injecting him with the GHB??? He'll hallucinate and eventually die!!! What do you mean you thought it was the tranquiliser??? I told you the tranquiliser was on the shelf to the LEFT!!! LEFT!!! not the RIGHT!!!! Im gonna fuckin kill---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------We are sorry for that other inconvenience, I am Gavin, the blogger is now being sent to the hospital for medical care and the previous spokesperson is currently beating the hired help with a large stick, You think i should stop her? Well, lets let her cool down first. Ooooooh~ Go for his eyes Tiffany!!! Let him feel the wrath of your stick!!! Make him suffer dammit!!! Oh sorry, i didn't realise we were still recording~ The blogger shall post regularly whenever he can, and now i bid you farewell--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Tiffany!!! Is he dead yet?-------------------------No, Wanna take a swing at him???-------------------------------Sure! Take this!!! Next time shut up and listen whenever Tiffany speaks!!!------------------------Ooooooh, Nice job Gavin! You hit em in the eye! Look! His eye is actually out of its socket! Hahaha! Good one Gav!!!------------------------------------Uh Oh, I think his dead Tiff-----------------------------Dammit Gav! Not another one! Gawd! Why do they keep dropping off like flies!------------------------------------Ummm Maybe its because we beat them to death everytime they make a mistake?-----------------------------Hmmmm, you may be right on this Gav, but we only used sticks, and pipes, and knives,Oh and an axe------------------------------What about the time we used a chainsaw?------------------------------Oooooh that was fun! wasn't it?------------------------------------Oh Yeah! Anyways what do we do now Tiff?------------------------------------Just throw him out the back like the rest of em------------------------------------Hey Tiff! The thing is still recording!------------------------What the fuuc~~~ i mean boy Gav! If we actually did that to the hired help we'll all be in jail! Hahaha! i cant believe we actually acted out beating the hired help! hahaha! right? huh?------------------------------------------------Acted out? What do you mea~ Owww!!!!! What the fuck are you-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------End of Recording.